Wednesdays can feel like the longest day of the week — you’re stuck between the excitement of the weekend and the exhaustion of Monday. That’s why Wednesday jokes are the perfect remedy to get through the midweek slump. Whether you call it “Hump Day,” “Middle of the Week Madness,” or just plain “Wednesday,” a good laugh makes everything better.
Here you’ll find the funniest one-liners, puns, and jokes to brighten your Wednesday morning, spice up your workday, or give your friends something to chuckle about. From school-friendly jokes to office humor, these are the best Wednesday jokes to make the midweek grind a lot lighter.
1. Funny Wednesday Jokes
- Why don’t Wednesdays ever get lost? Because they’re always in the middle of the week.
- Wednesday is like that middle child — stuck between Monday and Friday.
- Why did Wednesday get promoted? Because it was outstanding in the middle of the week.
- I asked Wednesday how it felt, and it said, “Over the hump, under the pressure.”
- Why don’t people fear Wednesday? Because it’s too weak.
- If Monday and Friday had a baby, it would be Wednesday — tired but hopeful.
- On Wednesdays, we don’t wear pink, we wear exhaustion.
- Why was Wednesday so calm? Because the weekend was on the horizon.
- Hump Day: the only day when camels are our spirit animals.
- Wednesday is proof that we’re halfway to happiness.
2. Wednesday Work Jokes
- Wednesday is like a software update — annoying but necessary.
- Why do employees love Wednesday meetings? Because it means Friday is closer.
- Wednesday is the boss’s favorite day — productivity without complaints.
- Why don’t deadlines fall on Wednesdays? Because they’re too busy being in the middle.
- If Monday is a nightmare, Wednesday is the snooze button.
- Wednesday is when the office coffee machine becomes holy.
- On Wednesdays, emails triple — coincidence? I think not.
- Why did the worker love Wednesdays? Because overtime was closer.
- Wednesday is like Ctrl+S — saving us until the weekend.
- Only on Wednesdays do coworkers actually laugh at jokes.
3. School Wednesday Jokes
- Why do students love Wednesdays? Because they’re halfway to freedom.
- Wednesday is the only day when homework feels slightly easier.
- Why don’t teachers give hard tests on Wednesdays? Because even they’re tired.
- School on a Wednesday is just a weekend teaser.
- Wednesday recess feels longer than Friday recess.
- Why do kids nap on Wednesday? Because Monday stole their energy.
- Wednesday is like a pop quiz — nobody’s ready, but we survive.
- Math on a Wednesday is cruel punishment.
- Wednesday is proof that school weeks are too long.
- On Wednesdays, students only dream about Saturday.
4. Hump Day Jokes
- Why do camels love Wednesday? Because it’s their day to shine.
- Wednesday should just be renamed Camel Day.
- The only good thing about Wednesday? Camel memes.
- Why don’t camels work on Wednesday? Because they’re too busy posing.
- Hump Day: making us laugh since forever.
- If Wednesday had a mascot, it would be a camel drinking coffee.
- “It’s Wednesday, my dudes!” — the anthem of midweek.
- The hump in Hump Day is real — it’s the mountain of work.
- Wednesday is just Monday wearing a camel disguise.
- Even camels complain about Wednesdays.
5. Wednesday Coffee Jokes
- Coffee on Wednesday is stronger than Monday’s motivation.
- Why is Wednesday coffee magical? Because it tastes like survival.
- Wednesday is the day the coffee pot works overtime.
- No coffee, no Wednesday — simple math.
- Why don’t baristas like Wednesday? Because everyone needs a double shot.
- Wednesday coffee tastes like hope.
- By Wednesday, I’m 90% coffee, 10% sarcasm.
- Wednesday mornings need espresso, not motivation.
- Coffee is the only coworker I like on Wednesday.
- Wednesday without coffee should be illegal.
6. Wednesday Puns
- Wed-nes-day? More like Wed-needs-coffee.
- It’s only Wednes-decent if jokes are involved.
- “Happy Hump Day” — the most overused but truest phrase.
- Wednes-slay: when you finally get through it.
- Wednes-duh: how it feels.
- Wednes-wait: isn’t it Friday yet?
- Wednes-wow: halfway there!
- Wednes-snooze: best name ever.
- Hump-er-ific Wednesday!
- Wednes-yay!
7. Wednesday Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wednesday.
Wednesday who?
Wednesday you finally laugh at this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hump.
Hump who?
Hump Day is here — let’s celebrate! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mid.
Mid who?
Midweek madness, that’s who! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend is almost here, just two days away. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffee.
Coffee who?
Coffee, because it’s Wednesday, duh. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Work.
Work who?
Work faster, Friday’s coming. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleep.
Sleep who?
Sleep is impossible on Wednesday. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joke.
Joke who?
Joke’s on you, it’s only Wednesday. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freedom.
Freedom who?
Freedom’s coming this weekend. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Wednesday, let’s make it funny.
8. Wednesday Relatable Jokes
- Wednesday is the day my brain files for bankruptcy.
- I’m halfway through the week and halfway through my sanity.
- Wednesday is basically Monday’s evil twin.
- If you survive Wednesday, you deserve a medal.
- My motivation peaked on Tuesday — Wednesday killed it.
- Wednesday is like Wi-Fi: strong in the morning, weak by noon.
- Wednesday lunches taste like disappointment.
- By Wednesday, I start questioning my life choices.
- Wednesday feels like five days crammed into one.
- Only on Wednesdays do naps feel like oxygen.
9. Wednesday Memes in Joke Form
- Wednesday memes are the only reason I survive work.
- “Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday” — worst advice ever.
- Wednesday memes > Wednesday meetings.
- If you didn’t laugh at a Wednesday meme, did you even survive the week?
- Memes make Wednesdays bearable.
- Camels + Memes = Best Hump Day.
- A good meme is better than coffee on Wednesday.
- Memes are midweek medicine.
- Wednesday memes are free therapy.
- Sharing memes is the true spirit of Hump Day.
10. Wednesday Conclusion Jokes
- Wednesday: the cliffhanger of the week.
- If life is a TV show, Wednesday is the plot twist.
- On Wednesday, my calendar mocks me.
- Wednesday is the “loading screen” for Friday.
- If Wednesday had a face, it would be tired.
- Wednesday is like a riddle — no one solves it happily.
- Middle of the week, middle of my patience.
- At least Wednesday isn’t Monday.
- Wednesday is the appetizer; Friday is the feast.
- Survive Wednesday, and the rest is easy.
Conclusion
Wednesdays don’t have to be boring or stressful — with these 250+ Wednesday jokes, you’ll always have a reason to laugh through the middle of the week. Whether you’re sharing them at work, in class, or just texting your friends, these jokes are the perfect way to survive “Hump Day.” Remember: life is too short not to laugh, even on a Wednesday.
